The Pink Compass Your Mother Broke But We Can Still Read It - MY WEDDING RING DOESN’T FIT ANYMORE PLUS I LOST IT (TWICE)

INERTIA BE DAMNED! I AM HERE TO UNEARTH THE HELL YES. GOOD SIR, PLEASE DO NOT SHINE YOUR SPELUNKING HEADLAMP IN MY EYES. LOOK AWAY! I DO NOT MEAN BUSINESS, I MEAN PLAY, PLIABLE AND PLAY DOUGHY, PLATO WOULD BE PROUD IF HE COULD SEE ME SO FAR OUT OF THE CAVE. MAYBES AND MAYBE NOTS HAVE NO BEARING ON MY BOISTEROUS BOUNCE, I AM UNEQUIVOCALLY BATSHIT FOR THE ESSENCE OF THE DAWN. MARROW OR BLUE BLOOD ONLY. DO NOT GIVE ME THAT RED JUICE OR ANYTHING THAT'S IN THE LIGHT. HIDDEN IS THE BOON I SEEK, A P...